A glance again on the 12 months 2016

Wanting again on the 12 months 2016. Listed here are a few of our greatest jokes.


1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1. That is how he turned 43. Blissful Birthday, Rahul Dravid.

Leonardo DiCaprio says he desires to play Russian President Vladimir Putin on display.

Kohli can bat at evening with out lights, says Sunil Gavaskar.
Oh! So, Kohli can bat. And Kohli generally is a bat.

Blissful Birthday, Simbu. Could you be… ep *beep* *beep* *beep*.

IRCTC ties up with OYO Rooms to offer finances lodging choices to coach vacationers. Good! Each traveler will get room quantity 404.. Not Discovered.

On Amma’s 68th birthday, 68 medical camps set, 68 blood donation camps set, 68 transgenders honored. I’m shocked they haven’t printed 68-rupee observe.

Everybody doesn’t go to temple out of devotion, some go to steal slippers, says Kanhaiya Kumar. Nicely… I’m going to see the house owners of the woman slippers.

Modi’s wax statue added at Madame Tussauds, London. Subsequent 12 months it’ll fly to Madame Tussauds department in New York, then Bangkok, then Hong Kong…

“My father is Joseph. My mom is Joseph. My brother is Joseph.”
I used to be like, “Is it a Vijay film? Or a Kamal film?” #AllCharactersPlayedByOneActor”

Excellent news: Gatimaan Specific, India’s quickest prepare, hits tracks right this moment.
Dangerous information: You continue to should ebook tickets by means of IRCTC.

All through the film ‘Sachin – A Million Desires’, Sachin might be a married man. Besides between minutes 90 and 100. He’ll be single, single, single..

Salman Khan named ambassador of India’s Olympic contingent? Why? Do different international locations’ high Olympians sleep on footpath?

Sania Mirza’s autobiography set to hit stands in July. I believe the ebook gained’t promote in any respect… except it’s paired with the autobiography of Hingis.

At this time is Mom’s Day in addition to spouse’s birthday. It’s the day of 1 who is aware of every part, and the one who NOs every part.

Blissful Birthday, Comedy King Goundamani. I hope Senthil is getting the birthday bumps.

Venkatesh Prasad applies for Indian Cricket Workforce’s Head Coach submit. He truly despatched the applying 6 years in the past, however his “supply is normally very gradual”.

Ohh! They’re making a movie on Manmohan Singh. The hero is certainly going to stay the character. Why? As a result of all he has to do is – learn a script and act like PM.

BCCI publicizes mini IPL for September. Shorter format. Shorter time window. Okay. How about shorter clothes for cheerleaders?

48 years in the past, on today, Arvind Kejriwal was born. As quickly as he was born, his first phrases have been, “Physician, present me your MBBS certificates.”

At this time is Raksha Bandhan, the day when sisters take brothers by the hand TO tie rakhi, and NOT TO steal distant management.

Kamal Haasan to get prestigious French honor. I’m certain he’s getting it for all his unbelievable, distinctive, magnificent, er… French kisses.

Anna Hazare biopic to hit the screens quickly. I suppose there gained’t be ice cream, popcorn, or any snack out there in the course of the interval.

Durex has launched a brand new brinjal flavored condom. Hmm! I suppose when individuals purchase these in bulk, they’ll ask totally free a few coriander and curry leaves flavored condoms.

This new iPhone 7 needs to be referred to as iPhhone 7. Why? As a result of it’s water-resistant. H2O.

Child born on Buraq Air flight will get lifetime of free flights. This isn’t truthful in any respect! I used to be born in a hospital, AND I DIDN’T GET LIFETIME OF FREE TREATMENT.

A brand new research says males who’ve extra intercourse usually tend to pray. Oh! I do know why. As a result of ladies say “oh my God.. oh my God” whereas doing it.

Nobody could make a biopic on Kohli. One can solely make a biomegaserial.
That many profitable knocks!

Diwali spiritually signifies the victory of sunshine over darkness, good over evil, you over your boss… in getting your leaves permitted.

Arnab Goswami resigns from Occasions Now. Okay. So now, Occasions Now will simply be T_m__ __w. Why? The *Noise* is gone.

Now Samsung washing machines are exploding. Arey! That’s why we must always take heed to our mother’s recommendation, “Earlier than you set garments into washer, verify pockets.”

500 and 1000 rupee notes banned. How do NRIs look? Oh! So $7.5 notes and $15 notes are banned?

Nicely executed, Mr. Trump. I’m certain you’ll convey change, particularly as a result of the Republican occasion image is Elephant. I’ve seen in temples that elephants have loads of change.

RIP Mr. Cho. I’m certain you’ll be with us even after they burn your physique… in air, as C + H + O

Expensive Rajinikanth. Blissful Birthday. Could you bless God.

No liquor retailers on Nationwide Highways from April 1, Supreme Court docket orders. Okay da. Any more, let’s simply name them Nationwide Methods. Why? As a result of no one might be *Excessive*.

What was one of the best factor that occurred in 2016?
And the way did we admire it?
Virtually everybody of us, each day, gave “standing ovation”, in entrance of ATMs.

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