WASHINGTON—After first jamming a rake into the slim, unfinished shaft in an try and dislodge the incumbent head of state, Secret Service brokers spent a complete morning making an attempt to lure President Joe Biden out of a White Home crawl house, supply confirmed Friday. “We are able to inform from all of the rustling below the floorboards that the president is down there someplace, however we are able to’t appear to fish him out,” stated an agent who spoke on situation of anonymity, including that Secret Service had tried leaving a line of treats from the crawl house again to the West Wing, however Biden remained tunneled below his official residence. “I positioned a ham hock on a fishing hook hoping I may coax him out that method, however sadly, he simply ate all of the meat off it and left the bone dangling. At one level, a few brokers briefly acquired their fingers on the president, solely to lose him once more when he tore his swimsuit off and burrowed deeper into the subterranean passageway.” At press time, a horrified Secret Service staff had reportedly found a complete nest of presidents from numerous Western democracies squirming round within the crawl house.