CHICAGO—Talking over the terminal’s intercom in preparation for a night flight to Boston, Delta Air Strains agent Sarah Epstein reportedly referred to as Monday for all dipshit passengers to face up and mill round in entrance of the gate earlier than their flip to board. “Anybody who’s a fucking moron and may’t perceive easy directions, please stand up, stroll over to the gate for no purpose, and simply get in everybody’s approach,” stated Epstein, who repeated herself in order that any dumbass passengers whose zones had not been referred to as would realize it was nonetheless nonetheless their flip to bumble round by the gate with their mouths agape, bumping into different individuals and holding up all the course of. “Any fucknuts on the market within the army or shitheads with kids, you’ll be able to come up right here now and waste everybody’s time, too. To be clear, this isn’t since you’re going to get on the aircraft now. It’s simply because, I don’t know, you’re too impatient and dim-witted to attend a pair fucking minutes. For those who’re not an asshole, nevertheless, please stay seated.” Epstein additionally requested that any imbeciles on the market with additional luggage put together upfront their excuses for why they’re trying to convey a number of carry-ons aboard though that’s clearly prohibited.