The Artwork of Gentle Insulting – Half 2 – HumorOutcasts.com

Artwork of gentle insulting – Half 2

Face it, the individuals on the market are unbridled arguers. Simply 5 seconds of listening transforms you from the president of pleasantness to a hardened spewer of profanities that will make a marine blush

Face it, you’re performing like a bit bull that ate a habanero pepper.  However you already know it might be so satisfying to insult them. They’re such unrelenting pests in any case. You need an useful checklist of ready-made mild-mannered insults in case you want one other such scurvy gadfly.

I’m glad you requested.

PAUL’S LIST OF MILD INSULTS

You blanket hog
You germ-ridden sneeze
You spilled milk
You stubbed toe
You nasal journey
You one thing in my eye
You bean-eating skunk
You butt-dialing cellular phone
You static cling
You frizzy hair
You four-minute commercial break
You spam
You robo name
You door-to-door salesman
You highway restore
You halitosis
You day on the DMV
You burnt toast
You letter from the IRS
You dripping faucet
You pace bump
You orphan sock
You wilted lettuce
You bread mildew
You mislaid automotive keys
You over ripe avocado
You toilet-paper hoarder
You germ-ridden sneeze

There, you might have it. You at the moment are prepared for one more spherical of insulting gracefully. Exit and provides the give these oafs what for, you magnificent sunbeam, you.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comedian Chef, Ph.D.